Hey there, great-big-world of tumblr!

There is an amazing artist out there in the world who needs some money to make comics (and pay rent) so if you have some spare money and want to contribute to an aspiring artist, check out this link and throw some money his way:

The Super-Gay Adventures of Ross Boston: Episode 2

And, if you can’t spare some money, at least check out his work. Very cool stuff!

Because, afterall, the internet needs another stupid photo of me.

BTW: this is my impersonation of every dog I have ever seen.

Sometimes, it is such a pain in the ass when you are trying to do something and someone keeps trying to reach out and call you…. sometimes.

SEX.

I don’t really care anymore. The world doesn’t revolve around you…

Anyway, here are some sexy teeth!

Love that dress.

Cloudy Day.

Sorry for the instagram photos, but I liked how this one turned out. It was taken on my roof in San Francisco.

My new baby!

I love how the ruby red seat sparkles in the sun. I haven’t named her yet.

BIKES!

So, I have been bike shopping. I have been trying to think of my “dream bike.” (you know, the one that you want people to see you riding and go “WOW!) I have been able to narrow it down to a few which I really like so I drew them all out here. I will go shopping tomorrow and, hopefully, I will find the perfect bike.

EDIT: Now it is a gif. The end.

BOOM! Sorry, no REALart today. There is a cool thunderstorm outside that is distracting me. Oh, and a concert.

It would be easy to just feed the pigeons without anyone knowing if they didn’t follow you afterwards.

Is it too late for a doodle of someone wearing a bunny suit? Oh, it is? Well, this is just awkward then.

HAPPY CANDY DAY! A drawing of my nieces for their big day of treats… also, their very destructive little dog.

Sorry, I felt I should share this. STUPID GIF THING!

For some reason, I drew this.